Don't Knock It Until You Have Tried "it"

As you will be reading this post you will realize that it’s not another heart-warming relationship post, or my one to second attempt of a political post or me just telling someone else story. This is something your imagination had ran its marathon on since you've been curious about something other than how seed-less watermelons are made. We have all frowned upon things we don’t know or scared to be comfortable about. Like sugar-daddies, married men who cheat on their partners or sex on an chopper … we frown and act holier than thou on such matters without knowing the root of the story. No, I’m not gonna go into it, so you can read through. If I don’t know something and I’m curious to find out what it is, my good friend and 45% of my brain, Google, never lets me down. So one day I found an article on fantasies and how different genders prefer them. Well, it was a long article much about nothing until they got to the good stuff. Things like how most men prefer oral, anal, third party activity (nice way of saying Three-some) and having sex in public. Women, mostly role-play, sex toys and “third party activity”. If you have held a conversation with a guy you would know going down town (another nice way of saying blow job) is one of the requirements their partners must do. And ladies if you’re not going to go down town, its alright, but you look lazy. I’m just the messenger here. One other thing that I found and find enticing was the three-some. I've always founded interesting to try a threesome as part of my bucket-list. Not a lot people would openly agree to this, so we will pretend like you just said ‘’that’s me’’. The only thing that’s holding me back it’s, whom would I like to do it with? And am I a freak to be content with two guys? Or am I going to hell to just think about it? Oh well, it’s just a fantasy, its OK to think about it but its courageous to do it. If had one, it will be edgy and too erotic to share but here goes nothing … It would obviously start with some liquor encouragement to kill the nerves. I and him1 make out on the couch, clothes on the floor, fingers and hands in all the rights places. With his soft lips on mine, passionately kissing, soft whispers of how he wants you to sit on him. For some reason you find the other pair of hands on your butt ok, it’s like you got back-up hands to, hold you in case your intoxicated self is falling off the chair. Or to take off the shoes stuck on your ankles. She and him1 would do it doggy on the couch, with the soft moaning and screaming that would make the Van Tonders to rather listen and not watch the rugby game. Whilst him2 would be kissing her or, performing some oral action on her. Him1 screams and moaning, talking dirty till he finally comes. To her It’s a disappointment, she was just about to, that’s when him2 steps in and ride her, till they see pony’s and shiny leggings… meaning it was that good. Mind you, this is all happening inside someone else’s head. The good thing is, its ok to have back-up, bad thing is, well depends how bad you want to get. Threesomes are/ were designed to bring pleasure, lust, erotica and adventure. It has the potential to create a cat-fight with fake hair and all at display. So it’s ok to screen the third party like a badly written tender policy. If you and you partner have done it, please share. If not don’t say anything. The anxieties you feel and other, same things. I’m not sceptical nor do I judge but its ok sometimes to try something before you knock it off. I understand, threesomes are not items from a sweat-shop, you can’t return to sender. But you can research and take baby steps. Nothing would suck more if your dead weight the others have to carry. Live a little, try something new, responsibly of cause.

Knowing, YOU.

"The best marriage happens after the break-up". Don't know if the person who said this was talking to me or was I eavesdropping? Oh well, I like it. It resonated with me and my current situation. I've always been smarter during course of the relationship. And still I am. What bothers me is that, my heart and head don't have a meeting before any action. My heart it’s so overly involved and annoying, and my head is calculating risks and recalculating options. My best break-up happened after I fell in love with a person. He was and still is a good guy. We know "good guys finish last" and in deed he did. The "problem" was, he's great, nothing is wrong with neither him nor i it just didn’t work out as I calculated. He had a picture of a perfect relationship in his head and so did i. The "problems" was communication (black accent). None of us knew to use this skill but used it in mostly useless ways. It sucked breaking up but it’s fun to have him or her, LOL.... in my life. I love being in love and admitting that I'm a hopeless romantic. I suck at relationships and I suck at being in one. Too much feelings, emotions and too boundaries. I have my guard on. Anytime its break up time and I should be ready, regardless the reason.* Oh my word, I'm competitive even in things that I can't control.* Don't get me wrong I can act normal it just don't know if I want to. When you get dumped, dismissed, fired, re - trenched there's that normal moment of weakness, its ok. Right? Now if it’s me along those ropes immediately I think of avenging. I'm an Avenger, minus the cool powers and martial arts. I want to win at all costs, i could be fired today, i want to win tomorrow, by revenge. I might sound like a crazy person (yes I am one) but no one dislikes a loser and one remembers #2, its either your number one or, you can forget about publicity. Now I don't blame women who act power crazy because being on top is awesome. No one remembers second best but everybody remembers number one. So my power hungry, psychoanalysis, avenging and competitiveness are my down fall. I've found my kryptonite and a way to bring it to justice. I'm just scared to feel, normal. It seems like if I do normal and act normal id hate life and living. Practically I’d become a zombie. What I’ve learnt in that relationship is that every couple has THEIR secret recipe to a happy and healthy relationship. What works for Joseph wont won’t work for Thabo. Know yourself better than your Doctor, by doing so, you know how strong you are and how far you have you got your back.

Where?

They say when you're in the dating scene with someone you really love. The fights are worth it, the boxes of tissues n tubs of ice-cream,looking thru his fone, facebook, twitter even myspace accounts, worth it.

But one thing they don't mention is the time you wanna leave, because your not worth calling someone who never picks up, who makes you cry more instead of laugh more and someone who takes time off his "busy" schedule, to say "Hi, I miss you". I'm not asking for a kidney but a hello.

I'm not gonna lie, kissing frogs to get a prince is just wrong! Who ever believes in kissing a "couple" of frogs to land "Mr Right" needs to be either shot or sterilised. My view in relationships should not be determined by a movie, age, wage, society and a Lil Wayne video. I do want a guy who is taller than me for starters, who has a job, (employment is essential),who is not as crazy as I am but who loves me, for me.

Women are complex, YES! Are we crazy, YES! But our views are similar to the fellas! We want support, loyalty and the *********. Maybe We are too worlds apart but we make magic together! Where is my magic? How long should I wait? Who am I waiting for? If he is reading this, how slow are you?