Don't Knock It Until You Have Tried "it"

As you will be reading this post you will realize that it’s not another heart-warming relationship post, or my one to second attempt of a political post or me just telling someone else story. This is something your imagination had ran its marathon on since you've been curious about something other than how seed-less watermelons are made. We have all frowned upon things we don’t know or scared to be comfortable about. Like sugar-daddies, married men who cheat on their partners or sex on an chopper … we frown and act holier than thou on such matters without knowing the root of the story. No, I’m not gonna go into it, so you can read through. If I don’t know something and I’m curious to find out what it is, my good friend and 45% of my brain, Google, never lets me down. So one day I found an article on fantasies and how different genders prefer them. Well, it was a long article much about nothing until they got to the good stuff. Things like how most men prefer oral, anal, third party activity (nice way of saying Three-some) and having sex in public. Women, mostly role-play, sex toys and “third party activity”. If you have held a conversation with a guy you would know going down town (another nice way of saying blow job) is one of the requirements their partners must do. And ladies if you’re not going to go down town, its alright, but you look lazy. I’m just the messenger here. One other thing that I found and find enticing was the three-some. I've always founded interesting to try a threesome as part of my bucket-list. Not a lot people would openly agree to this, so we will pretend like you just said ‘’that’s me’’. The only thing that’s holding me back it’s, whom would I like to do it with? And am I a freak to be content with two guys? Or am I going to hell to just think about it? Oh well, it’s just a fantasy, its OK to think about it but its courageous to do it. If had one, it will be edgy and too erotic to share but here goes nothing … It would obviously start with some liquor encouragement to kill the nerves. I and him1 make out on the couch, clothes on the floor, fingers and hands in all the rights places. With his soft lips on mine, passionately kissing, soft whispers of how he wants you to sit on him. For some reason you find the other pair of hands on your butt ok, it’s like you got back-up hands to, hold you in case your intoxicated self is falling off the chair. Or to take off the shoes stuck on your ankles. She and him1 would do it doggy on the couch, with the soft moaning and screaming that would make the Van Tonders to rather listen and not watch the rugby game. Whilst him2 would be kissing her or, performing some oral action on her. Him1 screams and moaning, talking dirty till he finally comes. To her It’s a disappointment, she was just about to, that’s when him2 steps in and ride her, till they see pony’s and shiny leggings… meaning it was that good. Mind you, this is all happening inside someone else’s head. The good thing is, its ok to have back-up, bad thing is, well depends how bad you want to get. Threesomes are/ were designed to bring pleasure, lust, erotica and adventure. It has the potential to create a cat-fight with fake hair and all at display. So it’s ok to screen the third party like a badly written tender policy. If you and you partner have done it, please share. If not don’t say anything. The anxieties you feel and other, same things. I’m not sceptical nor do I judge but its ok sometimes to try something before you knock it off. I understand, threesomes are not items from a sweat-shop, you can’t return to sender. But you can research and take baby steps. Nothing would suck more if your dead weight the others have to carry. Live a little, try something new, responsibly of cause.